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Funny Advice For A Bride Getting Married Quotes & Sayings
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.
Edgar Watson Howe
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When it's over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms.
Mary Oliver
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Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer
Edgar Watson Howe
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I am so happy you are getting married. You are going to make the most beautiful bride ever. Wishing you more love and happiness than you can ever imagine.
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Blessed are You, who lights the world with happiness and contentment, love and companionship, peace and friendship, bridegroom and bride. Let the mountains of Israel dance! Let the gates of Jerusalem ring with the sounds of joy, song, merriment, and delight, the voice of the groom and the voice of the bride, the happy shouts of their friends and companions. We bless you, God, who brings bride and groom together to rejoice in each other.
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The Husband is on the Bed, but the bride is asleep, and so she does not come to know Him. While I am asleep, my Husband Lord is awake. Where can I go for advice?
Sri Guru Granth Sahib
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Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice weve always had: work or prison.
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Here's to the groom with bride so fair and here's to the bride with groom so rare! Here's to marriage: one soul in two bodies.
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My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.
Socrates
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Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
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People think that if you love somebody hard enough then everything is just going to work out. People are wrong. 50 years from now, I hope you got what you wanted Haley, but getting married to you was the worst mistake of my life. Here's a little advice, never get married. In the end, you'll only be miserable.
Nathan Scott
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Never advise anyone to go to war or to get married. Write down the advice of him who loves you, though you like it not at present. He that has no children brings them up well.
Germaine Greer
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Here's to the groom with bride so fair, And here's to the bride with groom so rare!
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I raise my glass and ask you to join me in a toast to the parents of my lovely bride. They must have done a lot of things right to raise such a beautiful and gifted daughter as my Bride. I promise to live up to the trust they have placed in me, and I thank them from the bottom of my heart.
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I never thought that Id be married to anybody, and I surely never thought that Id be married to anybody as long as Ive been married to him. And I plan on being married to him for the rest of my life.
Jada Pinkett Smith
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Its a funny thing that when a man hasnt anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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What kind of power is it that dares intrude between me and my bride, the bride I myself have chosen and who has chosen me? And this power would command her to be true to me; does she then need to be so commanded? And is she to be true to me only because a third party commands it, one whom she therefore loves more than me?
Soren Kierkegaard
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A little girl at the wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind. What do you mean? responded her mother. Well, she went down the aisle with one man, and came back with another.
Unknown
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