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Suggest Revision: Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.
 
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Suggest Revision: People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body.
 
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Suggest Revision: The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
 
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Suggest Revision: Whenever the talk turns to age, I say I am 49 plus VAT.
 
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Suggest Revision: A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
 
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Suggest Revision: Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
 
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Suggest Revision: How young can you die of old age?
 
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Suggest Revision: All diseases run into one, old age.
 
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Suggest Revision: Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
 
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