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Funny Aging Boobs Quotes & Sayings
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No one can avoid aging, but aging productively is something else.
Katharine Graham
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If you look at body fat, it seems to increase with age, even though your weight does not. That's a physiological fact of aging, they say. Heck it is. It is an adaptive effect of aging.
Kenneth H Cooper
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Why do they call it a 'Wonder Bra?' Maybe its because when you take it off you wonder where your boobs went.
Unknown
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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
Unknown
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Dear thighs, help out the needy. Sincerely, boobs.
Unknown
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It is important to remember that aging and growing old are not necessarily the same.
Senora Roy
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The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
Judith Regan
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I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
Tony Stewart
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I wish men had boobs because I like the feel of them. It's so funny, when I record I sing with a hand over each of them, maybe it's a comfort thing.
Emma Bunton
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If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after a first date, chances are...you have small boobs.
Unknown
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I don't think of myself as a lady humorist. I just have boobs and parts that allow me to give birth to children, but I like to be funny with the boys and the girls.
Maya Rudolph
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I am not afraid of aging, but more afraid of people's reactions to my aging.
Barbara Hershey
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The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Doug Larson
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Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Unknown
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The best anti aging method is having a positive attitude, a sunny personality and a genuine smile.
Arjun Loveable
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The boys didn't like me in high school. No one ever asked me out. Uh yeah, they were really mean to me. Actually I was doing an interview because I'm promoting a movie called Seventeen Again, and so the big question is 'wouldn't you want to be seventeen again?' No, I really don't. I'm happy. I didn't have boobs when I was seventeen. I have boobs now. It's fantastic. I really enjoy them.
Michelle Trachtenberg
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you have boobs. It's really that simple.
Unknown
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Unknown
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Women are not forgiven for aging. Robert Redford's lines of distinction are my old-age wrinkles.
Jane Fonda
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Men: If you are a person of faith Sunday morning is a great time to get in touch with God and just how great boobs look in Sunday dresses.
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