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Funny Air Force Pilot Quotes & Sayings
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Louis Caldera, the White House Aide who authorized the controversial photograph of Air Force One over Manhattan resigned on Friday. May I suggest that they replace him with PhotoShop. You don't have to fly Air Force One over Manhattan to get a picture of Air Force One over Manhattan. Look here's Air Force One at the pyramids. Here it is in a crowded elevator. And here it is on the red carpet with the Space Shuttle. And of course there is the popular children's book, 'Where's Air Force One?'
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After the war, in which I served as a pilot in the Air Force, I took up films.
Ivor Novello
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I went to the University of Washington as a physics and astronomy major. My other interest, of course, was aviation. I always wanted to be a pilot. And if you're going to fly airplanes, the best place to be is the Air Force.
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Helicopters don't fly... they just beat the air into submission.
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There are only two things required to fly a modern airliner: a pilot and a dog. It's the pilot's job to feed the dog. It's the dog's job to bite the pilot if he touches anything in the cockpit.
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The other thing that happened was my last military assignment - this was in the air force; I had enlisted in order to avoid being drafted as a private, and of course I only practiced medicine or psychiatry in the air force so I was never in any kind of violent combat.
Robert Jay Lifton
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No matter the squadron, lieutenant or sargeant. Air Force, the army, air force and army fatigues is on em.
Nicki Minaj
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Men were going to die in the air as they had for centuries on the ground and on the seas, by killing each other. The conquest of the air was truly accomplished.
Rene Chambe
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An aircraft may disappoint a good pilot, but it won't surprise him.
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It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed.
US Air Force Manual
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We're about to shoot an episode on Air Force One, for instance, and we're going to take liberties, small liberties, with Air Force One, as we take small liberties with our White House set.
Aaron Sorkin
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A male pilot is a confused soul who talks about women when he's flying, and about flying when he's with a woman.
Unknown
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The last thing every pilot does before leaving the aircraft after making a gear up landing is to put the gear selection lever in the 'down' position.
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Tis evident, that as common Air when reduc'd to half Its wonted extent, obtained near about twice as forcible a Spring as it had before; so this thus- comprest Air being further thrust into half this narrow room, obtained thereby a Spring about as strong again as that It last had, and consequently four times as strong as that of the common Air. And there is no cause to doubt, that If we had been here furnisht with a greater quantity of Quicksilver and a very long Tube, we might by a further compression of the included Air have made It counter-balance 'the pressure' of a far taller and heavier Cylinder of Mercury. For no man perhaps yet knows how near to an infinite compression the Air may be capable of, If the compressing force be competently increast.
Robert Boyle
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But the Air Force was sort of a bastard child of the Army, much like the Marines with the Navy. Everything had to be done over by the Army after it had already been done by the Air Corps, a mess.
Stuart Symington
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I never went into the air thinking I would lose.
Commander Randy Duke Cunningham
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I did the pilot, and when they came through and said they were going to put it on the air, I had already some dates in the book with my band and so on. So Barry did the first one, he may have done a few more than the first one in the series, and I took it up from then.
Humphrey Lyttelton
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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots? God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.
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Fighting in the air is not sport. It is scientific murder.
Captain Edward V Eddie Rickenbacker
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Everything in the air that is beneath me, especially if it is a one-seater...is lost, for it cannot shoot to the rear.
Baron Manfred Von Richthofen
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