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Funny Airport Quotes & Sayings
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The stereotypical myth that Asians are quicker & more efficient in airport security lines has been dispelled today at the SF airport.
Laura Bell Bundy
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A good portion of the airport is on ceded lands, and lease money was paid for that. So the state's collecting lease money because all of a sudden worthless land now has an airport on it.
Neil Abercrombie
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The weirdest place I have ever written a song is probably in an airport, and I got an idea so fast that I just had to run to the bathroom at the airport, grab a paper towel and write lyrics on the paper towel. I still have it. I still have it in a box in my room.
Taylor Swift
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I frankly felt like the reception we received on the way in from the airport was very warm and hospitable. And I want to thank the Canadian people who came out to wave -- with all five fingers -- for their hospitality.
George W Bush
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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Say, I was on The Craig Kilbourne Show and the next day I flew to Minneapolis. I was at the airport and a guy came up. He said, 'Dude, I saw you on TV last night.' But he did not say whether or not he thought I was good, he just confirmed that I was on television. So I turned my head away from him for about a minute, then I turned it back. I said, 'Dude, I saw you at the airport about a minute ago. And you were good.'
Mitch Hedberg
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I remember when I finished those, I was crying when I went back to get the plane, thinking, 'Oh that`s it, I`ll never be here again!' At the time, it seemed like a really big deal. I had all my friends seeing me off at the airport; we were all crying and they were all waving from the balcony. I was being an actor, and being really dramatic...it was very funny. But then three weeks later, I was back. I had no idea what I was getting myself into!
Jennifer Sky
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Scan dancing at the airport.
Justine Ezarik
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Everyone at the airport, please calm the fu.. down. Thank you.
Sara Underwood
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There's always an airport and there's always a bald, angry man.
Adam Sessler
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I will never master arriving at the airport at an appropriate time for departure.
Nicky Hilton
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Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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As long as I'm an hour away from a major airport, I can get to that job.
Michael Moriarty
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I am a pretty recognizable, like, I walk through the airport or something, you are going to spot me right away.
Shaun White
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I don't like getting patted down and taking off my sho.. at the airport.
Rebecca Miller
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In China, when you get to the airport everyone be talking in American slang.
Ike Turner
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I think arriving at or departing from any airport in America is just horrendous these days.
Roger Moore
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Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.
Henny Youngman
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Whenever we needed money, we'd rob the airport. To us, it was better than Citibank. -Henry Hill
Goodfellas
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