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Suggest Revision: Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
 
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Suggest Revision: If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
 
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Suggest Revision: Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
 
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Suggest Revision: Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems
 
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Suggest Revision: I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.
 
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Suggest Revision: One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
 
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Suggest Revision: When the wine is in, the wit is out.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
 
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