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Suggest Revision: Listen, I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
 
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Suggest Revision: Mom says 'Alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy.'
 
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Suggest Revision: If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
 
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Suggest Revision: Don't ever talk to your ex while drunk, booze has information in it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fuck
 
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Suggest Revision: They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
 
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Suggest Revision: It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
 
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Suggest Revision: I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
 
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Suggest Revision: I only got a toilet seat cushion so my face would be comfortable after an intense night of drinking.
 
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Suggest Revision: Even though a number of people have tried, no one has yet found a way to drink for a living
 
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