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Funny And Stu Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny And Stu" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We are not limited by our old age; we are liberated by it.
Stu Mittleman
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It don't matter to a player I'm a stu-uh-uh-uhhhd
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All I wanted was a bachelor brunch. -Stu Price
The Hangover 2
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I lost a tooth! I married a whor..! -Stu Price
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The message here is you cannot, under any circumstances, throw an object at an official. You just cannot do it.
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Ill tell you another thing 6 to 1 odds our car is beat to sh**. -Stu Price
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Were not going to leave a baby in the room. Theres a f***ing tiger in the bathroom. -Stu
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That's my grandma's ring. She made it all the way through the holocaust with that thing. It's legit. -Stu Price
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Stu Price: You know, everyone says Mike Tyson is such a badass, but I think he's kind of a sweetheart. Alan Garner: I think he's mean.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I do blow all night. Monkey jerk me off while I watch Stu make fu.. with lady-boy. -Mr. Chow
The Hangover 2
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Stu Price: Why don't we remember a God damn thing from last night? Phil Wenneck: Obviously because we had a great fu..ing time.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: Here's something I would like to remind you two of: our best friend Doug is probably face down in a ditch right now with a meth head butt-fu..ing his corpse! Alan Garner: That's highly unlikely.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: Ew! Alan, did you just eat sofa pizza? Alan Garner: Yes.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: This does not seem fair. Phil Wenneck: It's rock-paper-scissors. There's nothin' more fair.
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Stu Price: She's got my grandmother's Holocaust ring! Alan Garner: I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
The Hangover
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Stu exclaims: She is wearing my grandmothers Holocaust ring. Alan reponds: I didnt know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
The Hangover
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Stu Price: We don't want to call attention to ourselves! Phil Wenneck: [while driving a squad car on the sidewalk and using the loudspeaker] Attention! Attention!
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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