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Funny Army Facebook Statusathers Day F Quotes & Sayings
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For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
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Deleting your Facebook is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Hopefully one day your life will be as cool as you make it appear on Facebook.
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Call Of Duty will really have a guy thinking about joining the army...then you realize how many times you died.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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"All you do is sit on Facebook all day" Lies. I sit on the chair.
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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