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Funny As Fuk Ex Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
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I'm not saying my ex-girlfriend is a slut I am just saying if everyone's cock had wings she'd be a airport.
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.
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To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman that fat and hairy.
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Girlfriend, girlfriend, you could be my girlfriend. You could be my girlfriend until the world ends. Make you dance do a spin and a twirl and voice goin crazy on this hook like a whirl wind. Swaggie.
Justin Bieber
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Just called the police on my girlfriend. She hasn't committed a crime, I just want them to come and remind her she has the right to remain silent.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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Never laugh at your girlfriend's choices. You are one of them.
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Don't hate me because I'm handsome, hate me because your girlfriend thinks I am.
Azgraybebly Josland
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Dear boyfriend, I do not want to see pictures of you with your ex-girlfriend. Get rid of them please. Sincerely, current girlfriend.
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Real ni...s fu.. wit me so drama is not a thing.
Wiz Khalifa
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I accidentally bumped into my ex today...With my car...at 60mph...on purpose.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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A good way to breakup with your girlfriend is to introduce her as your ex girlfriend at parties. It softens the blow.
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Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse.
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My computer goes down on me more often than my girlfriend.
Robert Paul
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If you're Happy and you know it thank your ex!
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to be more like her Ex. So I dumped her.
Azgraybebly Joslan
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Seeing your ex with someone uglier than you. Awesome.
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