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Funny Asf Status Lol Quotes & Sayings
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Mom: Your great aunt just passed away. LOL Me: Why is that funny? Mom: It's not funny David! What do you mean? Me: Mom lol means laughing out loud! Mom: Oh my goodness! I sent that to everyone I thought it meant lots of love. I have to call everyone back oh God.
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Dear LOL, thanks for being there when I have nothing else to say.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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BRB = I don't want to talk to you. LOL = I have nothing else to say. Cool = I don't care.
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Me: 'I wanna go on a diet.' Food: 'LOL! No...'
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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I hate it when you text somebody and you forget to send it and saves to drafts and then later your'e like...why arent they texting back?? LOL
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Saying something funny & a group of people next to you laugh & you think it's cuz of what you said, but realize it had nothing to do with you. Lol
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I wonder if the clothes in China say, 'Made around the corner.'
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Dear girls who take a pic in slutty clothing & glasses and label the caption 'Nerddd lol' You're not a nerd, you're a whor.. who found glasses.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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