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Funny Ass Quotes & Sayings
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I named my hard drive 'That Ass' so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back 'That Ass' up.
Unknown
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
Unknown
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Million dollar pu... might pounce on that ass. Threw them hundreds 'til I lose count on that ass. Max out all of them accounts on that ass. Million dollar checks don't bounce on that ass.
Nicki Minaj
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Where your people at? You better bring all them d*ick in the booty ass, cootchie ass, fake a.. ballers.
Webbie
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Ha, I'm laughing at you dumbass ni...s. bi..., hiking a.. gotta give you thumb a.. ni...s. I aint throw it away, I'm no bum-ass ni.... Give me Jordans and J's, just a young a.. ni....
Tory Lanez
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No cryin' ass, lyin' ass. Can't afford a whip, but you buyin' ass. This Fresh Prince ni..., I ain't Jazz. fu..ed yo bi..., ni... I ain't ask.
J Cole
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Men look at women's behinds and go: what an ass! Women look at men faces and go: what an ass!
Unknown
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Face down, a.. up, that's the way we............ tie our sho..!
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Those pants make your a.. look big.
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Yo its funny how all the chickens be always servin us. All up in between they a.. where they wanna carry us.
Busta Rhymes
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Sorry about your injury and that you haven't thought of a more bad a.. back-story for it.
Unknown
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If the world turns its back on you pinch it in the Ass.
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If you're going to ride my a.. at least pull my hair and make me scream!
Unknown
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Today's forecast calls for near record swamp ass.
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I think I should tell you what people are saying behind your back....Nice ass.
Unknown
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If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!
Unknown
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I'm pretty sure the whole ladies first thing was created by a guy just to check out ass.
Unknown
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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The best curve on a girl is her smile. Nah just joking, look at that ass.
Unknown
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