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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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Rock star sh*t for my rock star a.. Got a tub full of money that's a rock star bath Then I use more money to wipe my rock star a.. Then I throw it in the garbage that rock star trash
Lil Wayne
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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A trifling a.. bi... make the big dog growl, a bad a.. bi... make the big dog proud.
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Camera flash, camera flash I see yo ass, lookin wit your lookin ass, so come and take a camera flash.
Gucci Mane
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Its about to go down.. My mom told me to tell you! To mind your damn motherfu..ing business bi..., you lil' stupid bi... , dumb teacher bi..., 2+2 not knowin' what the fu.. it is bich, cross eyed cryin' down your back fat foot a.. bi..., long titty no nipple havin' a.. bich! An the crazy shit its my friends in the background OHHHH OHHHH HE SAID SHE AINT ' HAVE NO NIPPLES! Igot suspended an an asswhoopin' when I got home my mom said I told you to say 2 cuss words your said... 76 of em.
Kevin Hart
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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But I think once the word gets out that the movie is funny - funny is transcendent - it will traverse all demographic barriers if people embrace it as a funny movie.
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
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My a.. still fat.
Trina
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Remembering someone by looking at there ass...
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
Lala
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You see you're looking for a man like you need somebody. Get your a.. off of Twitter you could be somebody.
J Cole
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I have to pee out of my ass.
Nick Swardson
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