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Funny Autographs For Friends Quotes & Sayings
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Well, I'm playing for the fans so whenever they come and ask for autographs I always try to give it to everybody because I'm out there for the people.
Anna Kournikova
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Sign a couple autographs. So I can eat my meals for free.
Nickelback
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Friends are like underwear .... Some crawl up your ass... Some snap under pressure... Some don't have the strength to hold you up... Some get a little twisted... Some are your favorite... Some are cheap and just plain nasty... And some actually do cover your a.. when u need them too.
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I get photographers hiding in my bushes. We're way past autographs. We're into being stalked and followed.
Jennifer Lawrence
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I think any movie star who refuses autographs has a hell of a nerve.
Alan Ladd
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
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I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12.
Shaun White
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Elvis walked over and signed a few autographs over the fence. They were screaming. I had never seen this.
Minnie Pearl
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Groupies to me, were people who followed you around. Familiar faces who were always there, asking for autographs. We have more of those now, but they're not s..ual.
Davy Jones
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Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!
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And people coming up asking for autographs, there's only one time when it kind of bothers me: when I'm eating.
Enrique Iglesias
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I'm not here to perform. I'm here to sign autographs. You have to wait till I come back with my own hand.
Ace Frehley
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We are in the entertaining business, they want to get autographs, they want to take something home, whether it's a signed hat or, you know, program or whatever it might be.
Bernhard Langer
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If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone.
Dante Hall
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A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking. Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.
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It's so funny how 'friends' forget us when they don't need any more favors.
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It's never a good idea for a celebrity to sign autographs or take pictures if a crowd is gathering.
Chevy Chase
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I can imagine that Rod Stewart likes giving autographs because he's pure showbusiness.
Ritchie Blackmore
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When fans come up to me and Vanessa, they're really sweet and ask for autographs - but once they see the guys, the girls tend to scream.
Ashley Tisdale
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