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Funny Baby Advice Quotes & Sayings
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
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I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.
Kate Hudson
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
Kem
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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Of course I talk to myself, sometimes I need expert advice!
Arjun Loveable
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Of course I talk to myself, Because sometimes I need expert advice.
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It's funny how I'm good at giving advice to others, but when it comes to helping myself, I don't know what to do.
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A word to the wise isn't necessary,it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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