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Funny Baby Mamma Quotes & Sayings
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So you wanna hear a joke, its not funny so you wont laugh, so there are three tomatoes walking down the street mamma tomato pappa tomato and baby tomato, so baby tomato starts lagging behind and pappa tomato gets mad and goes back and squashes baby tomato and says ketchup.
Pulp Fiction
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Today I saw a baby with a bib that said 'This dumbass put my cape on backwards.'
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I don't know why they say "you have a baby." The baby has you.
Gallagher
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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Mark Twain
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An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
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If you were to open up a baby's head -- and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should -- you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
Dave Barry
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Baby, baby, baby oooh. Like baby, baby, baby nooo.
Justin Bieber
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Oh baby, don't know why. Why you would stay? Baby, baby, you're my baby. Hey girl, yeah.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
Alyson Hannigan
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What a hot mamma! Youre a mi.f I tell ya!
Scott Disick
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Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby.
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Im getting along without you, baby...im better off without you, baby...Hows it feel without me baby? Im getting stronger without you, baby.
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Oh this song has got me hungry baby baby. So tell me that you want me baby baby.
Robin Thicke
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My teachers think I'm slow, but my mamma thinks I'm special
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Of course it was Mamma who both stopped my career and crystallized my determination to resume it.
Loretta Young
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Looking for a snow white costume. Mamma gave me pale skin for something.
Carly Rae Jepsen
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Mamma told me not to waste my life, she said spread your wings my little butterfly.
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As much as I wanna cry I gotta stay strong mamma always told me no guy is worth your tears.
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