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Funny Babysitter Quotes & Sayings
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock
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A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
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TV is the best babysitter.
John Goodman
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It doesn't really even matter what you do, it's just that you're doing it. There's something really lovely about saying 'she's with the babysitter and I'm closing the door.
Alyson Hannigan
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Thankfully we shoot on location, so we're not in L.A., and I mean, you know? if I was looking for a babysitter Britney might not be the first person I call.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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My husband and I are really trying to be good about date night. So once a week we get a babysitter and we go, even if it's just go to dinner. Just to know that you have that to look forward to is such a gift.
Alyson Hannigan
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A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock
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We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her.
Patricia Heaton
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No sugar cereal. Hot dogs with no nitrates. We weren't allowed to have McDonald's. When the babysitter came, we could have Kraft macaroni and cheese.
Emily Deschanel
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I'm fu..ing in the house, babysitter on the couch. Thirteen like, 'What this shit coming out?' Pass me a jimmy, I ain't ready for a child. I hope nobody hears: 'bi..., why you so loud?'
Tyga
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It was not easy for my mother, being a struggling actress and raising a child. We were these two sort of vagabonds, never knowing where the money was going to come from. She always says she couldn't afford a babysitter, which is why she put me on the stage.
Christina Applegate
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Parents should watch what their children watch and not use TV as a babysitter. If a show is objectionable they should turn it OFF. They should write the president of the network and tell him they are never going to watch that program again and why.
Bill Bixby
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When I wake up from the few hours of sleep I do get, I'm getting him ready for the babysitter's house, I'm off to work providing for him, working for him. Then I'm coming home from work exhausted, I'm bathing him, feeding him dinner, playing with him, trying to get him to bed. It's just repetitive work constantly.
Bristol Palin
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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