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Suggest Revision: A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
 
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Suggest Revision: A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
 
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Suggest Revision: A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
 
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Suggest Revision: Airplanes may kill you, but they ain't likely to hurt you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
 
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Suggest Revision: All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
 
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Suggest Revision: All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
 
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Suggest Revision: Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
 
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Suggest Revision: Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
 
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Suggest Revision: As I get older, I just prefer to knit.
 
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