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Suggest Revision: Whenever you think you're having a bad day, just remember...some people have babies.
 
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Suggest Revision: That awkward moment when your parents tell you to stay in the line when you're shopping, and when you're almost near the cashier, they're not even back yet.
 
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Suggest Revision: Women drivers are like stars in the sky. You can see them, but they can't see you.
 
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Suggest Revision: You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
 
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Suggest Revision: Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?
 
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Suggest Revision: God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.
 
Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
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Suggest Revision: Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No. Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't think I'm bad for people. If I did think I was bad for people, I would go back to driving a truck, and I really mean this.
 
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