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Funny Bad Kids Quotes & Sayings
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Here's the thing - I'm single, I haven't been married, I don't have kids yet. If I do have kids I would be interested to see them in my life, so here's a movie for kids and I'm in there and I'm supposed to be kind of funny for kids.
Garry Shandling
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Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.
Billy Bob Thornton
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Bad parents do drugs or get wasted on booze in front of their kids and let their kids go wanting. Good parents drink for sport when the kids are asleep or with sitters and get tipsy on occasion -not every day.
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
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Having kids reminded me why I didn't want to have kids.
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Apple was considering making an iPod for kids but apparently, the name 'iTouch Kids' didn't sit too well.
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To my future kids a bad teacher is no excuse for bad grades, Google knows it all.
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I feel bad about a lot of the movies I see that teach kids that if they do bad, they'll win.
Morgan Brittany
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Kids are like farts, you only like your own.
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Parents: I'm in a bad mood. I think I'll go yell at my kids so they're in a bad mood too.
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Bad parents ALWAYS put themselves first before their kids. Good parents realize the kids come first, but once in awhile Mommy and Daddy MUST have some personal time and pleasure!
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Slamming the door shut, so everybody in the house knows you're pissed off.
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I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up, because I am still looking for ideas.
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My two boys were the same ages as the kids in the show. In real life or in between the breaks I was raising two kids off camera who were not unlike the two kids who were being paid to be my kids.
Alan Thicke
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The surprising thing is that I was not funny in high school. I was always jealous of the funny kids because they always got the girls. I couldn't tell a joke to save my life.
Seann William Scott
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On the one hand, people think they own kids; they feel that they have the right to tell the kids what to do. On the other hand, people envy kids. We'd like to be kids our whole lives. Kids get to do what they do. They live on their instincts.
David Duchovny
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Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
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I always knew I wanted kids, but when my mom passed away I was like, 'I want a bunch of kids. I want three kids or four kids, and I want to have that relationship again.' I can't bring my mom back, but I can have children.
Mindy Kaling
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Deadbeat dads don't pay child support. They minimise their taxable income to cheat their kids.
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