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Suggest Revision: As a joke, I would love to stand in line at ATM machines, and when people put in their PIN, I yell Got it! and then run away.
 
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Suggest Revision: Men are like...Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
 
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Suggest Revision: My bank must think I'm a gymnast because my balance is so outstanding.
 
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Suggest Revision: ARISTOCRACY, n. Government by the best men. (In this sense the word is obsolete; so is that kind of government.) Fellows that wear downy hats and clean shirts --guilty of education and suspected of bank accounts.
 
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Suggest Revision: The taste of people with large bank accounts tends not to be on the cutting edge.
 
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Suggest Revision: People under the influence of cults is similar to that we observe in addicts. Typical behaviour for both includes draining bank accounts, neglecting children, destroying relations with family and losing interest in anything except the drug or cult.
 
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Suggest Revision: In life there are no winners, only assholes with Swiss Bank Accounts.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't look at his face or age, but I do look at his bank accounts.
 
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Suggest Revision: I don't look at his face or age, but I do look at his bank accounts.
 
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Suggest Revision: How does it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.
 
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