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Funny Barn Signs Quotes & Sayings
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Another night, I dreamed I saw my father sweeping out the barn floor clean, and would not suffer the wheat to be brought in the barn. He appeared to me to be in anger.
Joanna Southcott
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The good of a book lies in its being read. A book is made up of signs that speak of other signs, which in their turn speak of things. Without an eye to read them, a book contains signs that produce no concepts; therefore it is dumb.
Umberto Eco
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Nearly all institutions, it might be said, are based on signs, but these signs do not directly evoke things.
Ferdinand De Saussure
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All the signs were right. And when I mean all the sings were right, the only signs that we care about when we start a project of making a record is, do we have the songs - it's that simple.
Graham Nash
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And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the variations In your languages And your colors; verily In that are Signs For those who know
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Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality and of no great interest. You can find positive signs or you can find negative signs. How you evaluate them depends on something that happened in your life recently or something like that. There's no objective way to do it. The important thing is you try to commit yourself to making the positive signs more real. Suppose you felt that there's 99 percent of a probability that human civilization is going to be destroyed in the next hundred years, but one percent chance it won't be, and that one percent offers some opportunities to do something. Well, you commit yourself to that one percent.
Avram Noam Chomsky
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If you know your girl is watching Oprah and you come in and it's this whole show on cheating and the guy's giving away all the secrets of what the signs are, you know not to give off those signs if you're cheating. I think it's very important for a guy.
Shannon Elizabeth
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And among His Signs Is the creation of the heavens And the earth, and the variations In your languages And your colors; verily In that are Signs For those who know
Quran
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Whether a person feels positive or not is kind of a comment on their personality and of no great interest. You can find positive signs or you can find negative signs. How you evaluate them depends on something that happened in your life recently or something like that. There's no objective way to do it. The important thing is you try to commit yourself to making the positive signs more real. Suppose you felt that there's 99 percent of a probability that human civilization is going to be destroyed in the next hundred years, but one percent chance it won't be, and that one percent offers some opportunities to do something. Well, you commit yourself to that one percent.
Avram Noam Chomsky
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The right honourable gentleman is reminiscent of a poker. The only difference is that a poker gives off the occasional signs of warmth.
Benjamin Disraeli
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Oh ohh ohhh. Ohhh oh oh oh....All I see is signs. All I see is dolla' signs.
Rihanna
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Drunk people run stop signs, high people wait for them to turn green.
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Sometimes, tears are signs of unspoken happiness and smiles are signs of silent pain.
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If someone is blessed as I am is not willing to clean out the barn, who will?
Ross Perot
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I need you to pull her on the other side of the barn now.
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I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
Johnny Carson
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The moon is brighter since the barn burned.
Matsuo Basho
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Now what, I say now whats that skinny old hen doin up on the barn.
Foghorn Leghorn
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Having been let out of the barn once, I know I wouldn't be happy if I were home all the time.
Meryl Streep
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I've been taking batting practice in my barn where nobody can see me, so I may be better than anyone thinks.
Garth Brooks
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