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Funny Bathroom Pi Quotes & Sayings
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You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.
Lawrence Kasdan
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That risky naked trip...from the bathroom to your bedroom.
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You know you're best friends when you're in the bathroom arguing over who gets the big stall.
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My wife said she wanted something that went from 0 to 400 in 2 seconds....I got her a bathroom scale.
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I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance -waiting for the bathroom.
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A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.
Bill Cosby
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I call our bathroom 'The Vault' because the door's always locked and whatever goes on in there costs a $hitload of money.
Jeff Foxworthy
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If I were a bathroom tile salesman, my pitch would be 'Think of how great this will look in the background of your social networking pics.'
Hussein Nishah
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In school, if you take too long in the bathroom, everyone thinks you pooped!
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I realized Facebook was a drug when I caught myself sneaking into the bathroom at work just to use it.
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
Arthur C Clarke
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John Paulk, the poster boy for 'ex-gays' was found in a gay bar in Washington. He said he was there to use the bathroom. But nobody thought to ask him for what.
Kate Clinton
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I read something the other day that made me piss myself. It was a sign that said: 'Bathroom closed.'
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Dear Face Wash Commercials, nobody actually splashes their face with water like that. Sincerely, my whole damn bathroom floor is wet.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
King George V
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Where's the bathroom at cause I really really gotta pee.
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I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Billy Wilder
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'You look so cute in the bathroom mirror photo you took of yourself.' Said no one ever.
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Its OK to use the bathroom at my house as long as you buy something.
Jimmy Kimmel
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