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An English professor wrote the words,
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Suggest Revision: An English professor wrote the words,
 
state-of-mind27
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Suggest Revision: Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.
 
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Suggest Revision: Since today is Valentine's day, I was wondering if you'd like to go back to MySpace, so I can Twitter with your Yahoo, until I Google all over your Facebook and we can Instagram our date... ;) Happy Valentine's Day, Everyone!!
 
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Suggest Revision: Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.
 
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Suggest Revision: Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
 
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Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!
 
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Suggest Revision: For April Fools Day, I think Facebook should switch the search box and the status update box around. So people would post updates on who they stalk.
 
...condom says to the tampon,
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Suggest Revision: ...condom says to the tampon,
 
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Suggest Revision: I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
 
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
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Suggest Revision: I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
 
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