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Funny Beauty Pageant Lineseant Lines Quotes & Sayings
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Its annoying when girls mistake the gym for a beauty pageant.
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I would never do another one but at the time it was fun. (On entering a beauty pageant contest)
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This is war, not a beauty pageant, do what you have to do to make the sale.
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Putting your child into a beauty pageant is a disgrace...
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People that think life is a beauty pageant will usually fail.
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Its high school not a beauty pageant. Stop worrying bout wat you're goin to look like n front of the boys and focus on school.
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You look like you just stepped out of a beauty pageant. Looking like the Kardashians in here.
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The pageant was such a fluke. I mean, I was living in an orphanage, and my foster mother bet me $150 to go out for this thing. Nobody, including myself, thought that a foster kid could be a beauty queen. - (on being Miss Teen USA 1993)
Charlotte Ayanna
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For me, it went beyond being a beauty queen. For me, it was about being the 20-year-old girl from India on international platform and a lot of people actually would assume that I wasn`t even educated in India because of the way I`d speak. (On why she participated in the Miss World Pageant in 1994)
Aishwarya Rai
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This is school, not a freakin beauty pageant. No need to apply makeup in the bathrooms and take up space!
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They always say the Miss America Pageant isn`t a beauty contest, it`s really a scholarship program. If that`s the case, why don`t we just put all the contestants on "Jeopardy!" (1984) and pick Miss America that way? At least you get the smartest one.
Jay Leno
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Back in the day after I won my first pageant there was an agency that was getting me work on the side.
Maria Menouno
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I can't make it in today. My iguana is in a beauty pageant today.
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I would tell her to believe in herself because it is not only physical beauty that is important but also inner beauty. Just like what the Little Prince said, 'the essential things are invisible to the naked eye. (On giving advice to girls with low self esteem)
Ruffa Guttierez
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There are three things pageant women do. There`s the Vaseline thing, which I didn`t do. There`s duct-taping your boobs, which I never did because I`m not into pain. The third thing is using athletic spray adhesive on your butt to keep your swimsuit in place. I did do that. So one out of three ain`t bad.
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Beauty comes from a life well lived. If you've lived well, your smile lines are in the right places, and your frown lines aren't too bad, what more do you need?
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I love beauty pageants. I love the idea of representing my country at an international level and being able to meet women from around the world who have the same type of goals.
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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I'm not going to be a model for the rest of my life, I want to be a successful businesswoman. I want to be good at everything.
Agbani Darego
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