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Suggest Revision: A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
 
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Suggest Revision: Children from the age of five to ten should watch more television. Television depicts adults as rotten SOB's, given to fistfights, gunplay, and other mayhem. Kids who believe this about grownups aren't likely to argue about bedtime.
 
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Suggest Revision: The hardest people to convince they are at retirement age are children at bedtime.
 
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Suggest Revision: They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
 
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Suggest Revision: They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
 
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Suggest Revision: Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
 
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Suggest Revision: I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!
 
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Suggest Revision: SINGLE AND (maybe if youre attractive funny and educated and/or Ryan Gosling ) READY TO MINGLE.
 
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Suggest Revision: Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
 
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Suggest Revision: If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
 
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