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Suggest Revision: Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
 
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Suggest Revision: I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
 
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Suggest Revision: Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
 
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Suggest Revision: For a quart of Ale is a meal for a King.
 
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Suggest Revision: You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
 
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Suggest Revision: An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
 
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Suggest Revision: Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
 
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Suggest Revision: Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
 
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