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Funny Beer P Quotes & Sayings
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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Homer: Oh, I'll never drink another beer in my life.Vendor: BEER HERE! I GOT BEER!Homer: OOH, I'll take ten!
Patrick Rossiter
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Pain now...beer later.
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Who needs education when you got a beer and some dro to go.
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If I have a near-beer, Im near beer. And if Im near beer, Im close to tequila. And if Im close to tequila, Im adjacent to cocaine.
Craig Ferguson
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Beer is the reason I get out of bed every afternoon.
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Men are like...Coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
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I work until beer oclock.
Stephen King
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The mouth of a perfectly happy man is filled with beer.
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mmmmmmm. donuts/beer/erotic cakes.
Homer Simpson
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