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Funny Being Mommy Quotes & Sayings
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New no limit, mommy no gimmicks, Maybach Benz, mommy jump in it.
Lil Romeo
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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Underneath the mistletoe last night. She didn't see me creep down the stairs to have a peep; She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep. Then, I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus Underneath his beard so snowy white; Oh, what a laugh it would have been. If daddy had only seen. mommy kissing Santa Claus, last night.
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The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pu... when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
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I love you mommy. 'I don't have any money, try your dad.' I love you daddy.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I cant do whatever I want. Mommy has to say its okay.
Willow Smith
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My mommy is my better half, she's always there when I need her.
Unknown
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Giving up is not an option when you have someone calling you mommy...
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Shake it mommy give it to me like you need some love.
Brokencyde
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My mommy always taught me to never ask a woman's age.
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So respect me, I'm his mommy. Why would you speak to me that way?
Mama Jones
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Each new challenge makes me stronger to being the best mommy I can be!
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I'm a winner mommy, your career's a gamble.
Nicki Minaj
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I'm a winner mommy, your career's a gamble.
Nicki Minaj
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Emma, this is your first Thanksgiving! What are you thankful for? Mommy's boobies?
Rachel Green
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You're almost 21 years old and you're really gonna sit there and break your plans because you're 'mommy said so...'
Unknown
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My mommy always taught me to do what's right. To wash behind my ears and try to be polite. You see, she loves me so!
Unknown
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fu.. a maserati I pull up in a minvan swaggin like a mommy.
Lil B
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I never get jealous when I see my ex with another girl because my mommy always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
Unknown
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Saying goodbye to my mommy is the hardest thing...I will miss you more than you can imagine...but Heaven is lucky to have someone like you..
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