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Funny Ben Franklin Quotes & Sayings
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When Thomas Paine showed Benjamin Franklin the manuscript of The Age of Reason, Franklin advised him not to publish it, saying, ''The world is bad enough with the Bible; what would it be without it?''
Unknown
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Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money.
Earl Warren
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Ben Franklin may have discovered electricity- but it is the man who invented the meter who made the money
Earl Warren
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I'm funny, Ben. But I'm not stupid.
Rachel Green
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Baseball may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience. Since the founding of our country, citizens from Ben Franklin to David Letterman have made fun of their elected officials.
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Most fools think they are only ignorant.
Benjamin Franklin
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No one can make the album they made 10 years ago with a straight face. There are two reasons: one is you change as a person. To be a true artist, I have to be true to who I am now and write that way. And the second thing is these are different times. I think it was Ben Franklin that said, 'May you live in interesting times,' and we do.
Brad Paisley
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I don't think know if anything's going to translate anywhere. You're making a movie, you hope it's going to be funny, you can't think about how it's going to go over.
Ben Stiller
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
Ben Stiller
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I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time.
Ben Stiller
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Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.
Benjamin Franklin
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The best time to make friends is before you need them. Ether Barrymore
Benjamin Franklin
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Experience is a dear teacher, and only fools will learn from no other.
Benjamin Franklin
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It is a terrible thing to look over your shoulder when you are trying to lead -- and find no one there.
Franklin D Roosevelt
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The magician and the politician have much in common: they both have to draw our attention away from what they are really doing.
Ben Okri
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There are 3 faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
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There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
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When I left the room he said to Ben Stiller, 'There goes the future Mrs. Apatow.' I guess he had some kind of plan worked out. He asked me out on a date, and I thought it was just a drink with a friend. But I remember looking at him and thinking, 'This is the type of guy I should be with, not those jerk-off guys who don't treat me right.' So I guess his little plan worked, and it's all history. Before meeting Judd, I was always into the scruffy guys, those dudes who work at the newspaper stand and smoke all day, guys who were no good and treated me badly. Then when I got the job on The Cable Guy, it was a real shock because I was suddenly surrounded by all these incredibly funny men. It just blew my mind. I wasn't used to that. The loser guys I'd been hanging out with weren't funny at all. And now I was working with Matthew Broderick, Jim Carrey, Ben Stiller and Judd. They were the funniest guys in the world. It was like a dream.
Leslie Mann
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
Tahar Ben Jelloun
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