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 Deuteronomy 14:21 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...
 
 Genesis 25:30 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: He said to Jacob,
 
 Proverbs 21:19 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: It is better to live alone in the desert than with a crabby, complaining wife.
 
 Proverbs 27:15-16 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands.
 
 Job 13:5 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If only you would be altogether silent! For you, that would be wisdom.
 
 Proverbs 31:6 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his folly.
 
 Proverbs 26:11 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Gray is a crown of splendor: it is attained by a righteous life.
 
 Proverbs 27:14 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: If a man loudly blesses his neighbor early in the morning, it will be taken as a curse.
 
 Proverbs 31:6 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: Give beer to those who are perishing, wine to those who are in anguish.
 
 Job 19:17 quotes 
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Suggest Revision: My breath is offensive to my wife; I am loathsome to my own brothers.
 
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