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Suggest Revision: Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
 
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Suggest Revision: My version of Black Friday is deleting all the people in my phone who sent me a 'mass Thanksgiving text.'
 
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Suggest Revision: I swept the shelves of merchandise, mopped the floors with savings. Then plowed through the bitch who tried to cut me in line. I cleaned on Black Friday.
 
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Suggest Revision: I did all that fighting for a TV on Black Friday and I didn't even pay my power bill.
 
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Suggest Revision: 'Black Friday Bowling' Because those pins look A LOT like those bitches in front of me in line this morning!
 
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Suggest Revision: I bought you a T-shirt with Romney's name on it for Black Friday...I was gonna buy you an Obama one, but they were all sold out.
 
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Suggest Revision: Black Friday a.k.a. Battlefield. 'Now remember what I thought you! Push, shove, grab, yell, and if needed tackle! Get out there an make Grandma proud!'
 
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Suggest Revision: Yeah! My medical bills for the Black Friday store fights were less what I saved!
 
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Suggest Revision: I miss the good old days when Black Friday was actually on Friday.
 
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Suggest Revision: Black Friday should actually be called the The Hunger Games. People kill each other and the winner gets a $20 crock pot.
 
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