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Funny Black Swim Quotes & Sayings
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Black cards, black cars, Black on black, black broads. Whole lotta money in a black bag. Black strap, you know what thats for?
Jay-Z
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All Norwegian children learn to swim when they are very young because if you can't swim it is difficult to find a place to bathe.
Roald Dahl
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I took a job at the pool in order to earn the five cents a day it cost to swim. I counted wet towels. As a bonus, I was allowed to swim during lunchtime.
Esther Williams
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What do you first do when you learn to swim? You make mistakes, do you not? And what happens? You make other mistakes, and when you have made all the mistakes you possibly can without drowning - and some of them many times over - what do you find? That you can swim? Well - life is just the same as learning to swim! Do not be afraid of making mistakes, for there is no other way of learning how to live!
Alfred Adler
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White people scare the crap out of me... I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord... never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
Paula Poundstone
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What do you first do when you learn to swim? You make mistakes, do you not? And what happens? You make other mistakes, and when you have made all the mistakes you possibly can without drowning - and some of them many times over - what do you find? That you can swim? Well - life is just the same as learning to swim! Do not be afraid of making mistakes, for there is no other way of learning how to live!
Alfred Adler
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White people scare the crap out of me. ¦ I have never been attacked by a black person, never been evicted by a black person, never had my security deposit ripped off by a black landlord, never had a black landlord ¦ never been pulled over by a black cop, never been sold a lemon by a black car salesman, never seen a black car salesman, never had a black person deny me a bank loan, never had a black person bury my movie, and I've never heard a black person say: We're going to eliminate ten thousand jobs here - have a nice day!.
Michael Moore
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Sorry there's no Black Friday deal for the hospital visit you'll need after Black Friday.
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I can swim but Im not good in water. It depends on how close I am to shore. Im not a good swimmer. Ive got a family of good swimmers, all the kids. My brothers and two sisters are great swimmers but I could never swim.
Colin Farrell
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Uh huh, you know what it is, Every whip I do it in, the rims super big, If you want somethin' see the whip transform, 1 button, Seat leaned back, got the yellow inside, On that black camaro, black camaro, black camaro, black camero, My beat hangin' out, got carmelo on the side, And they black and yellow black and yellow.
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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
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Black Friday: Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have.
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Happy Thanksgiving to someone I'd have no problem stomping to death on Black Friday.
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When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
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Black is not defined by the media: Tall T's, Saggy Pants, Icy Teeth or Style of Dance. Black is not defined by the media, it's defined by it's background,whether your past is in Steel Mills, or Cotton Fields; whether you bled or cried during struggles; whether you acknowledge it or not, Black is inside. Defined by your racial background,the blood that flows deep in your veins. Black is not defined by the media, so before you ask me if I'm Black, take a look at what Black was before. Before Rap, before Hip-Hop, before Blues became Rock 'n Roll, before slave masters commanded slave ships, Before Jesus came, even before the Hebrew's hardship, Black was Black. And they didn't need the media to tell them that.
Kamanda Ndama
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Racked up I'm racked out, black Ferrari blacked out. Black Friday black mac, popping spades black jack.
French Montana
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Its a celebration of black excellence. Black tie, black Maybachs. Black excellence, opulence, decadence. Tuxes next to the president.
Jay-Z
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The question of whether computers can think is like the question of whether submarines can swim.
Edsgar Dijkstra
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You remind me of the black guy on The Office, because you're the black guy in our office.
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