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Funny Blind Jokesessment Quotes & Sayings
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If the blind lead the blind, both shall fall into the ditch.
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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'
Tommy Cooper
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You look like a professional blind date.
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What do you call a blind German? A not see!
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I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.
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Never take a blind date to a silent film.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony? It's not hard.
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"I think we should feel other people." (Blind couple breaking up.)
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
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Opinion governs all mankind, like the blind's leading of the blind
Samuel Butler
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Opinion governs all mankind, like the blind's leading of the blind
Samuel Butler
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Just had to explain the electoral college to a Japanese woman at my gym. It's like the blind leading the blind.
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I want to go on a blind date but with someone who is actually blind, so I don't have to: wear pants, do my hair/makeup, and I can eat like a pig!
Unknown
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When the blind lead the blind, no wonder they both fall into - matrimony.
George Farquhar
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Whats the worst thing to do to a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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I studied with a blind teacher from about 5 until I was 16, at two different schools. From the age of 12 until 16, I was in a boarding school-which, I believe, at that time was compulsory for blind children.
George Shearing
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see.
Jose Saramago
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I had plenty of pi.ples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.
Rodney Dangerfield
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