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Funny Blocking On Facebook Quotes & Sayings
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On the 12th day of Facebook, Facebook gave to me, 12 pouters pouting, 11 pokers poking, 10 haters hating, 9 dudes I'm blocking, 8 attention seekers, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 invitations, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends requests & sleaze who won't stop in-boxing meeee!
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On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends-a-pokin & a creep who won't stop inboxing meeee!
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On the 12th day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me 12 chicks I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted Barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, fiiiivvvveeee drama queens, 4 game requests, 3 photo tags, 2 friends a pokin' and a ex who won't stop inboxing me!
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
Mitch Hedberg
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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I look at the stars and I see you. I look at the moon and I see you. I look at the trees and I see you. Please step aside, you are blocking my view!
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If Facebook ever shuts down. You'll see people roaming the streets shoving pictures in others faces screaming 'Do you like this!?!?!.. DO YOU!?!?!'
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Sunglasses allow an individual to stare at people without them knowing. It is Facebook in real life.
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You know you are addicted to Facebook when you log off Facebook, turn your computer off, go to bed, role over, and log onto your Facebook from your phone one last time for the night.
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Okay mom...you know I love you...but I can't accept your friend request on Facebook.
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I love how when my soap runs out in the shower, my shampoo magically transforms into body wash.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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I could be in another country but if someone is waiting on me and they call, I always say I'll be there in 5 minutes.
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