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Funny Brain Tumorignment Quotes & Sayings
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You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on.
Steve Jobs
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The closest thing you will ever come to a brain storm is a light drizzle.
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If you can be funny, it means you're intelligent. Your brain is working fast.
Amber Valletta
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40 is when your body gives your brain a list of things its not going to do anymore.
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Breasts like granite and a brain like swiss cheese.
Billy Wilder
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BRAIN, n. An apparatus with which we think what we think. That which distinguishes the man who is content to _be_ something from the man who wishes to _do_ something. A man of great wealth, or one who has been pitchforked into high station, has commonly such a headful of brain that his neighbors cannot keep their hats on. In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, brain is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.
Ambrose Bierce
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Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The emotional brain responds to an event more quickly than the thinking brain.
Daniel Goleman
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You've got the brain-washed, that's the Democrats, and the brain-dead, that's the Republicans!
Mark Russell
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Me no want no Sinsemilla, that would only bring me down. Burn away my brain, no way, my brain is too compound.
Matisyahu
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No, I'm not interested in developing a powerful brain. All I'm after is just a mediocre brain, something like the President of the American Telephone and Telegraph Company.
Alan Turing
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After a day spent staring at a computer monitor, think of (a) book as a kind of screen saver for your brain
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I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it.
Mitch Hedberg
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Exact information about the functional significance of the deep sections of the brain is only obtained by working through the brain histologically in serial section.
Walter Rudolf Hess
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As many know, brain injury comes in many forms. The two most prevalent brain injuries - stroke and trauma - affect more than 2.2 million Americans, and these numbers are expected to grow.
Allyson Schwartz
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The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'
Zach Manal
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Scientifically I am feeling the effect of chemicals being sent to my brain, but theoretically I love you!
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If alcohol kills millions of brain cells, how come it never killed the ones that made me want to drink?
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If a woman is funny, that will leave an impression and stay on my brain. A girl should do something, anything, to make me laugh. I like dark, intellectual wit. But no jokes about bodily functions. Thats not a turn-on for me.
Ryan Phillippe
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