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Suggest Revision: Considering we met online, I feel it's totally appropriate to break up with you over email.
 
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Suggest Revision: At some point after sex, we really need to determine whose fault this was.
 
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Suggest Revision: You are really starting to interfere with my being single.
 
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Suggest Revision: It's not you, it's my horrible choice in men.
 
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Suggest Revision: You're everything I've ever wanted in someone I don't want anymore.
 
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Suggest Revision: I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
 
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Suggest Revision: Let's have sex one last time again.
 
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Suggest Revision: I'm just calling to make sure you still didn't want me to ever call you again.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sorry you didn't meet my ridiculously low standards.
 
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Suggest Revision: I think we should see other people until I am absolutely sure I can't do any better than you.
 
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