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Funny But True Women Quotes & Sayings
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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Oscar Wilde
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I'm furious about the women's liberationists. They keep getting up on soapboxes and proclaiming that women are brighter than men. That's true, but it should be kept very quiet or it ruins the whole racket.
Anita Loos
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A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things: 1 - Women, 2 - Fractions.
Melchor Lim
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A women who knows her true value will only put up with a mans nonsense for so long, you either get right or get left.
Harriet Morgan
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The practice of putting women on pedestrals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there
Unknown
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1813 Women have no rights. 1913 Women fight for some rights. 2013 Women are always fu..ing right.
Nikhil Saluja
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It is true that women tend to be more identified with their bodies because in this crazy world, both men and women measure women's value as human beings in relationship to their physical appearance.
Andrew Cohen
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You see, dear, it is not true that woman was made from man's rib; she was really made from his funny bone.
James Matthew Barrie
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Women are like stars, there are millions of them out there, but only one can make your dreams come true.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Women are like internet viruses they enter your life, scan your pocket, edit your mind, download their problems, delete your smile...
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Sometimes we women have to make a stand and say no. Don't just accept anything. Take pride in your body and yourself.
Unknown
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Why do single women take advice from other single women? That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.
Hussein Nishah
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Don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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ABDOMEN, n. The temple of the god Stomach, in whose worship, with sacrificial rights, all true men engage. From women this ancient faith commands but a stammering assent. They sometimes minister at the altar in a half-hearted and ineffective way, but true reverence for the one deity that men really adore they know not. If woman had a free hand in the world's marketing the race would become graminivorous.
Ambrose Bierce
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Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem
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Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave the commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true and incomplete answer. In fact, women's total instinct for gambling is satisfied by marriage.
Gloria Steinem
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When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
Elayne Boosler
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The errors of women spring, almost always, from their faith in the good, or their confidence in the true.
Honore De Balzac
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There's not a lot of stories for women told by women in a very real, true voice.
Heather Graham
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