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Funny Buying A Quotes & Sayings
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Buying an iPhone is like a gateway drug to buying more of apples products...you just cant get enough...
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In spite of all this noise, customers are still definitely buying in North America, and they're really, really buying internationally.
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Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
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Getting married for s.. is like buying a 747 for the free peanuts.
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A 30-year mortgage at Michaels age essentially means that hes buying a coffin. If I were buying my coffin, I would get one with thicker walls so you couldnt hear the other dead people.
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At the store buying 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around and looked them in the eyes and said, 'Make it 52.'
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Thanks for buying an item off our wedding registry that wasn't put there by my spouse.
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Whether I'm doing music or I'm walking down the street or I'm in a record store buying a record or I walk into a comic store and I'm buying comics or having a drink with my friends, it's the same me.
Glenn Danzig
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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying then without money?
Ogden Nash
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Taking your ex back is like going to a yard sale and buying back your own crap!
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Thanks for agreeing not to buy each other anything for Christmas and then making me feel guilty by buying something anyway.
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Word of Advice: If a cop pulls you over and says, 'You drinking?' Never respond with, 'You buying?'
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Congratulations on buying a car that will go 0-60 in 5 seconds whether you want it to or not.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Buying me a Christmas gift on Cyber Monday is a great way to ensure I'll have s.. with you until Christmas.
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To get anybody to buy from you requires three things: rapport, logic and emotion. Rapport means that the buyer trusts you. Logic means that buying makes sense. Emotion means that buying feels good. Use all three tools.
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Let's spend Thanksgiving spilling food on our clothes, and Black Friday buying new ones.
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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