TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Funny Cafeteria Workersholesiduous Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Cafeteria Workersholesiduous" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funny Facebook Status
Hospitals
Funny Facebook Status
Clever Facebook Status
Funny
Feelings
Being Hurt
Broken Promises
Being Disappointed
People Change
Humor
Silly
Witty
Clothes
Funny Workout
Funny Lazy
Funny New Year
Funny New Years Resolution
Fitness Jokes
Show more
Funny
Facebook
Short
Jokes
Dieting
Fitness
Being Laziy
Body
Laziness
Christmas
Funny Christmas Card
Humorous Christmas
Facebook Haha Funny Thoughts Secrets Hate Love
Christmas
Sarcastic Christmas
Christmas Humor
New Year Funny
Long
Funny Good Morning
Law School
Work
Funny Unemployment
Witty
People
Golf
Luck
Inspirational
Monday
Books
QUOTES
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
Unknown
91 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Hospitals quotes
Sponsored Links
Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
Unknown
1468 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
Put that d..k all in that bi... equilibrium. Im eating pu... in the fu..ing cafeteria.
Lil Wayne
22 Likes
Well I'll be a teenage girl backstage at an Aerosmith concert! It's Leonard Maltin in my cafeteria! - Chef
South Park
11 Likes
Aaaah, young love. Stolen glances in the cafeteria. Passing notes in social studies to see if she likes you the way you like her.
Unknown
42 Likes
Sponsored Links
At North Hollywood High School, I was shunned by everyone. I would sit down in the cafeteria, and students would get up from the table and walk away. They thought I was from the Mafia.
Philip Zimbardo
0 Likes
I never was a person who wanted a handout. I was a cafeteria worker. I'm not too proud to ask the Best Western manager to give me a job. I have cleaned homes.
Shirley Jackson
1 Likes
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
565 Likes
Funny quotes
Feelings quotes
Being Hurt quotes
Broken Promises quotes
Being Disappointed quotes
People Change quotes
In the fifth grade I didn't have any friends. And on top of that, my mom was a cafeteria lady. At that age it's like, 'Mom, don't come up to me and be all sweet and tell me you love me. I'm trying to make friends here.'
James Marsden
5 Likes
If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
189 Likes
Humor quotes
Silly quotes
Funny quotes
Witty quotes
Sponsored Links
I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
2 Likes
I used to get in trouble a lot for wearing very low-cut shirts and see-through stuff with bras. And there were definitely some girls that would, you know, drink in the cafeteria and shit like that, and they would get thrown out of school. I never got caught for anything like that. But we were definitely bad kids in a good environment. I mean, I was actually a very good student. I just sort of stuck out like a sore thumb, no different than today. But I value my education a lot. It's interesting because even though in a social way, it was kind of a weird environment to grow up in, in a lot of ways it was great because I'm a really great musician as a result of it.
Lady Gaga
9 Likes
I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
1 Likes
I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
Rachel Dratch
2 Likes
My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
Unknown
86 Likes
Funny quotes
Clothes quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Funny Lazy quotes
Sponsored Links
It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
Unknown
86 Likes
Funny New Year quotes
Funny New Years Resolution quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
Chris Colfer
3 Likes
A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
Bobby Darin
1 Likes
Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
5 Likes
Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
405 Likes
Funny quotes
Facebook quotes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
Clever Facebook Status quotes
1
2
3
4
...
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
Mar 28
Atheism
Battle For Our Lives
Beautiful
Charm
Christianity
Church
Famous Holiday
Fantasy
HOLIDAY
Life
Love
Meaning Of Life
Motivational
Obedience
One Of A Kind
Sad Love
Tranquility
Weather
Woman
Words
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™