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Funny Calendar Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Calendar" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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My 2005 calendar we actually did a shoot in Lake Las Vegas. Since I had requests do some swimwear and athletic shots we tried them and they came out good so we inserted them into the new calendar.
Natalie Gulbis
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I'm a big believer in everybody being themselves. If not doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, that's great. But if doing a swimsuit calendar is yourself, then you should be able to do it. What I do outside the car adds to who I am and expresses a different side of me.
Danica Patrick
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I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
Robert Brault
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Last christmas my sister, Geri, gave me a lovely Cloth calendar. It only took me 5 hours to sew in a Doctor's appointment...
Robert Paul
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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.
Unknown
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I've found a formula for avoiding these exaggerated fears of age; you take care of every day - let the calendar take care of the years.
Ed Wynn
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time.
Marilyn Monroe
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You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it.
Susie Bright
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Tomorrow is only found in the calendar of fools.
Og Mandino
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I use a really simple calendar program on my computer.
Jamie Zawinski
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I've never been one of those who wanted to fill my calendar up 90 percent of the time.
Gilbert Gottfried
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Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Unknown
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I'm so organised. I never screw up. I've done it maybe twice before. I check my calendar seven times a day.
Anna Paquin
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I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year.
Trishelle Cannatella
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Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.
Charles Richards
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My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My first calendar was a combination of photos taken from different shoots including golf and casual.
Natalie Gulbis
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Don't be fooled by the calendar. There are only as many days in the year as you make use of.
Charles Richards
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Ethics and equity and the principles of justice do not change with the calendar.
David Herbert Lawrence
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