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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Steven Wright
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When people call you photogenic, they're actually trying to tell you that you look uglier than your pics..
Ritu Ghatourey
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Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
Seth MacFarlane
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it.
Spike Milligan
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So I rang up British Telecom, I said 'I want to report a nuisance caller', he said 'Not you again'.
Frank Carson
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
Alice Jane
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I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.
Jack Benny
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough.
Les Dawson
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I'm not an optimist but hopefully one day I will be.
Nikhil Saluja
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I met this guy who said he loved children, then I found out he was on parole for it.
Monica Piper
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I just tripped over my sister's bras. I guess it was a booby trap.
Unknown
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I just made Romney noodles Obama self.
Unknown
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I know why Superman left Krypton. Earth was the only place he could get steroids!
Milton Berle
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I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
Nikhil Saluja
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A blind man walks into a bar...and a table...and a chair.
Unknown
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