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Funny Calm Quotes & Sayings
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No - I'm quite calm inside during the game for most of the time - not 100%, but generally very calm.
Vladimir Kramnik
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Calm down, calm down. She likes you. She wants to suck on your pe..s. That's a good thing. It's the best. -Evan
Superbad
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It was only from an inner calm that man was able to discover and shape calm surroundings.
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That's definitely a part of who Superman is and definitely who Clark on the farm is. It translates to how calm he is. I feel like I'm pretty calm most of the time and relaxed, which gives presence to the character.
Brandon Routh
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Kids are price less. They are loud, funny, loveable, crazy, funny, and a hand full. Even though they look so peaceful and calm when they're sleeping, you just hope they wake up to see them smile or just hear the sound of little foot steps around the house.
Sinahi Martinez
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One important reason to stay calm is that calm parents hear more. Low-key, accepting parents are the ones whose children keep talking.
Mary Pipher
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Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom.
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Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold and have escaped, not from one master, but from many.
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Starbucks acts like they're so fancy. You sell hot black water and muffins. Calm down.
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I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
Mark Twain
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He who is of calm and happy nature will hardly feel the pressure of age, but to him who is of an opposite disposition youth and age are equally a burden.
Plato
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Is something or someone causing your blood pressure to rise? Do your best to stay calm, even if you feel like throwing a fit. Acting out won't help anything, and it might just put you in a bad light. And if you throw caution to the wind, you could end up regretting it in a big way. Remember work on staying calm and trusting that others aren't out to get you.
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We all have our own level of temperament. Some people lose it more easily than others. We cannot change how our minds react to challenging situations in our lives. But there is a thing or two we can all learn from calm people, We can do this by observing and adapting some things they do differently from those who are not so calm.
Dr Anil Kumar Sinha
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A friend will calm you down when your angry. A best friend will skip beside you singing 'someone's going to get it.'
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One's age should be tranquil, as childhood should be playful. Hard work at either extremity of life seems out of place. At midday the sun may burn, and men labor under it; but the morning and evening should be alike calm and cheerful.
Thomas Arnold
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I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in my head like 3 times.
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The golden rule of staying positive in a negative situation is to control your emotion. Wait until you calm down and have thought clearly about your response. If you respond out of emotion you will only make it worse. Stay calm. Positive attitude plays crucial role in shaping life.
DrAnil Kumar Sinha
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When you feel loss, no motivation and no power, you should keep calm and reading, or reading to keep calm to renew your power of heart.
Sara Zhou
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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