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Funny Cant Breathe Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans, I...Can't...Breathe! Sincerely, Your Balls.
Unknown
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I breathe in, breathe out, put one foot in front of the other. Take one day at a time...
Unknown
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Make me believe that this place isn't plagued by the poison in me and help me decide if my fire will burn out before you can breathe. Breathe into me.
Godsmack
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Fearing a man is a joke. If he can breathe, then he can choke.
Shardaya Johnson
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Breathe, don't be scared to risk and lose it all I need you to... Breathe, embrace the weightless feelin' as we fall.
Ryan Leslie
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Breathe-in experience, breathe-out poetry.
Muriel Rukeyser
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Every man needs slaves like he needs clean air. To rule is to breathe, is it not? And even the most disenfranchised get to breathe. The lowest on the social scale have their spouses or their children.
Albert Camus
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Cuz I cant breathe when you talk to me. I cant breathe when youre touching me. I suffocate when youre away from me. So much love you take from me. Im going outta my mind.
J Holiday
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Burn your computer. Blow up your TV. Bludgeon your cell phone. Breathe deeply. This, my friends, is the secret to inner-peace.
Brian Vaszily
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I miss the sound of your voice.. and I miss the rush of your skin and I miss the still of the silence as you breathe out I breathe in...
Matt Nathanson
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Breathe, breathe in the air. Dont be afraid to care. Leave but dont leave me...
Unknown
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Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. We feel love as we feel the warmth of our blood, we breathe love as we breathe air, we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. Nothing more exists for us.
Guy De Maupassant
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Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. We feel love as we feel the warmth of our blood, we breathe love as we breathe air, we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. Nothing more exists for us.
Guy De Maupassant
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I think through my videos Ive always tried to show a little piece of acting, in every video Ive been a part of. But they only give us four minutes for videos, so thats what really made me want to step into the movie world, because I wasnt able to breathe like I want to breathe on the video side like I am on the movie side. So hopefully everybody will be more interested in the next couple of projects I have coming out, and they will enjoy this one.
Snoop Dogg
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Everything under heaven is a sacred vessel and cannot be controlled. Trying to control leads to ruin. Trying to grasp, we lose. Allow your life to unfold naturally. Know that it too is a vessel of perfection. Just as you breathe in and breathe out, there is a time for being ahead and a time for being behind; a time for being in motion and a time for being at rest; a time for being vigorous and a time for being exhausted; a time for being safe and a time for being in danger.
Lao Tzu
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Breathe in joy and strength, breathe out wisdom and peace.
Unknown
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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