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Suggest Revision: I've risen from the dead. Though sometimes, when I wake up in the morning, I feel like I've died. I swear I'm aging in dog years. But no, I'm not dead. It's funny how stuff like that gets started.
 
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Suggest Revision: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me,
 
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Suggest Revision: I cant believe youre 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
 
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Suggest Revision: I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.
 
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Suggest Revision: It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better . . . while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
 
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Suggest Revision: The early bird gets the worm. The early worm...gets eaten.
 
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Suggest Revision: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
 
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Suggest Revision: You cant get too much winter in the winter.
 
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Suggest Revision: Sleep is like the unicorn it is rumored to exist, but I doubt I will see any.
 
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Suggest Revision: People sleep peacably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
 
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