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Funny Car Accidents Quotes & Sayings
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
Unknown
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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Don't drink and park, accidents in cars cause population. F**k more the Merrier
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They're funny things, Accidents. You never have them till you're having them.
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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad Ali
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Life is a gamble. You can get hurt, but people die in plane crashes, lose their arms and legs in car accidents; people die every day. Same with fighters: some die, some get hurt, some go on. You just don't let yourself believe it will happen to you.
Muhammad Ali
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I don't believe in accidents. There are only encounters in history. There are no accidents.
Pablo Picasso
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I want to be remembered for the work that I've done, rather than the car accidents that I've gotten into, the men that I've not dated - or the man that I have.
Lindsay Lohan
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Accidents are not accidents but precise arrivals at the wrong right time.
Dejan Stojanovic
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
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Accidents, try to change them - it's impossible. The accidental reveals man.
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You must've been born on a highway because that is where most accidents happen.
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Accidents, try to change them -- it's impossible. The accidental reveals man.
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
Dave Barry
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Accidents will occur in the best-regulated families
Charles Dickens
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I stop and look at traffic accidents. I won't hang around, but when I hear something is terrible, as bad as it is, I've gotta look at it.
Norman Lear
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I stop and look at traffic accidents. I won't hang around, but when I hear something is terrible, as bad as it is, I've gotta look at it.
Norman Lear
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Some accidents there are in life that a little folly is necessary to help us out of.
Francois De La Rochefoucauld
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