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Funny Celebrity Status Quotes & Sayings
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Here's to Kim Kardashian and Kanye West for not making anyone else be married to them.
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Taylor Swift seems like the type of chick that would poke a hole in a condom.
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The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.
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I think of myself as a musician and not a celebrity. Celebrity status is something you have to deliberately pursue - I couldn't imagine myself seeking that.
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Rick Ross shirts be looking like a sheet from a King size bed!
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Are all of Taylor Swifts songs about the same guy, or is she just a whor..?
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Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian or Paris Hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist?
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Nicki Minaj being a judge on American Idol is like Taylor Swift giving relationship advice.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
Daniel Tosh
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Taylor Swift waved at a boy yesterday and he didn't wave back...So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow.
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If Big Sean's voice was Siri's Voice on the iPhone 5...'Turn left boiiii...Wait, HOLD UP! Whoa Dereee! Wrong way! Swerveeeee.'
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Celebrity is death - celebrity - that's the worst thing that can happen to an actor.
Glenn Close
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There are two types of human beings found on Facebook. One who gets enormous amount of likes and comments on their posts. And the others are men.
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I think our culture has gotten so skewed. People assume that because you're an actor you want to write a book to exploit your celebrity, but my celebrity is only a byproduct of me making movies. I have no intention of being a celebrity.
Jonah Hill
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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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