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Funny Cereal Quotes & Sayings
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Brian: You gotta get your shit together, man. Peter Bretter: I'm trying to. It's so hard here. Brian, everywhere I look I'm reminded of her, okay? Like, she got me this, okay because I would always leave my cereal boxes open, and the cereal would get stale, and so one day I came home, and she had this waiting for me, because it keeps my cereal fresh. And now I have the freshest cereal.
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
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I remember getting fired from a Life cereal commercial because I was flirting with the boy and kept eating the cereal when I wasn't supposed to. I was super young and they couldn't get me to stop eating the cereal, even when they asked.
Hayden Panettiere
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Admit it we all get pissed off when we poor a big bowl of cereal and you're like 'Yea I'm Gonna Eat Some Cereal' and you open the refrigerator and there's no milk...
Raul Vasquez
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I'm bout to go loco you playn with my coko, 9mm no cereal imma bout to go cereal.
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Who says I can't cook? You've obviously never tasted my cereal!
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I stepped on a cornflake this morning...I'm a cereal killer now!
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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'Life' is a pretentious name for a cereal.
BJ Novak
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The sky had a baby from my cereal box!
Spongebob
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I stepped on a Cornflake, and now I am a cereal killer.
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Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.
Alexandra Ripley
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Cereal for dinner. I feel like I'm back in college.
Kourtney Kardashian
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I had 2 dreams: I wanted to have my own cereal, and to have a bobble head of myself.
Cody Simpson
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Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one.
Joshua Homme
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Try to go out for breakfast as often as I can to start the day right. Cereal just doesn't cut it anymore.
Unknown
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I should have known better then to pour a bowl of cereal before checking the expiration date on the milk.
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I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.
Johnny Thunders
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I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the correct cereal-milk ratio.
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I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.
Bill Watterson
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