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Funny Chewing Gum Quotes & Sayings
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Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
Emo Philips
3 Likes
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And now, giant piles of bubble gum?? what next???
Spongebob
24 Likes
I just want to make pictures that are entertaining. I'll leave the scenery chewing to someone else.
Alan Ladd
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'Did you get braces?' Nah bro I'm just chewing staples.
Unknown
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I don't think I can take getting in trouble anymore. I'm so tired of people chewing me out all the time.
Unknown
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I like my girls flexible, in my mouth like gum bi....
T Mills
36 Likes
Ah, your brother blows bubble gum!
Bugs Bunny
39 Likes
Is it just me, or whenever you pull out a pack of gum everyone is suddenly your friend.
Unknown
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I don't know how it started but someone must have noticed I was always chewing tobacco or smoking a pipe.
Hank Sauer
1 Likes
I bite my nails. I've been chewing on them for years. As long as you don't chew through flesh it's all right.
Ed Westwick
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Eating a pack of gum because Im bored on the plane.
Justine Ezarik
3 Likes
Lil girl! Stop poppin dat gum!
Madea
327 Likes
Presidential candidates don't chew gum.
Theodore C Sorensen
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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
Dave Barry
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bi... is grown but that wasn't bubble gum that she was chewin'.
Tyler The Creator
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He never got his picture on bubble gum cards, did he? -Lucy
Charlie Brown Christmas
22 Likes
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I pop gum. My parents get so annoyed with me. I know my dad wishes he never taught me how to do that.
Hilary Duff
5 Likes
We could never be a couple hun, fu.. love all I got for ho's is hard d..k and bubble gum.
Big L
21 Likes
The president of the United States actually has to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
John Edwards
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