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Funny Chicken Statis Quotes & Sayings
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I may not know much, but I know the difference between chicken shit and chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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I'm a non-confrontational person. If I order salmon and I get chicken, I'm going to eat the chicken.
Danny Pudi
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We're a team now, like Batman and Robin, like chicken and a chicken container.
Tracy Morgan
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
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Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'
Jessica Simpson
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - but it's just like chicken, only tenderer. Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
Alistair Cooke
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To the goggling unbeliever Texans say - as people always say about their mangier dishes - "but it's just like chicken, only tenderer." Rattlesnake is, in fact, just like chicken, only tougher.
Alistair Cooke
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My dad's a doctor, and when I was 8, I went to one of his medical conferences where they were demonstrating laser surgery on a chicken. I was so mad that a chicken had to die, I never ate meat again.
Natalie Portman
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Son, in politics you've got to learn that overnight chicken shit can turn to chicken salad.
Lyndon B Johnson
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Turkey, unlike chicken, has very elegant characteristics. It has more of a cache than chicken. Turkey is a delicacy, so it should be presented in such a way.
Todd English
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Sometimes we used to eat once a day... chicken backs. You could buy four chicken backs for a quarter.
Raul Julia
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Chicken pot pie sounds like such a good idea. If you add commas.
Unknown
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Yesterday, at a restaurant, I asked the waiter how he prepared the chicken. He replied, "We don't...we just tell it straight that it's going to die!"
Mahesh Shroff
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
Unknown
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I miss you like a black kid misses fried chicken.
Unknown
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I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having s.. in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Dwight Schrute
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It's like having chicken put on the table with salt and pepper.. then somebody takes away the chicken and then you're left with salt and pepper.
The Situation
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Even though I've been married for eight years, I do separate my food in the refrigerator from my wife's. I put labels on it that say 'This is Will's leftover chicken' or whatever. And if you touch it, yeah, I get livid.
Will Ferrell
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